A Rolex in Uganda


My last (and actually first) visit to sub-Saharan Africa was to Kenya in 2013, where my friends and I went on a safari and spent a few days at the beach. I often tell people Kenya '13 is one of my favorite holidays, not only because of the wildlife but because I somehow fell in love with Mama Africa. I have no idea why I waited so long to return to this continent, but I was clear to Michelle that Uganda or Rwanda would be an integral part of our round-the-world trip. The rationale for why we opted for the former is found in my last article. Back in 2013, we had top-notch lodges and were only 6 people in the game drive vehicle. It was luxurious compared to the tour we had here in Uganda, but don't get me wrong, I would do it the same way again. That way is called a participation or tent safari and means that you not only sleep in tents but also pinch them on your own and support the guide and/or chef on some tasks such as washing the dishes.

Driving is part of our DNA

Our tour started on a Sunday morning in Entebbe, the former capital of Uganda and the country's only city with an international airport. Having been super curious about our travel mates, we finally met them: 6 from Germany, 2 from Ireland, and another from Switzerland. They were a fantastic squad. The tour was led by Doctor (yep, cool name), and we were lucky to get gourmet chef Joseph.

 

Before heading to our first location, Doctor made a proper briefing. He showed us the vehicle: a truck like a Swiss army knife with luggage lockers, 2-pin chargers, comfortable seats, a fridge, a freezer, and enough space for all tents, chairs, tables, kitchen supplies, and food staples. Moreover, he gave us an overview of the itinerary (see map) and the program, which consisted of five main elements: Driving, game drives, trekkings, eating, and sleeping.

 

As you can see from the map, we almost covered the entire country. Doctor explained that the company Drifters was founded some 40 years ago. Back then, the first tour was a 1-week hiking tour in South Africa; on the first day, they would drive 1'000 kilometers, then hike for 1 week and eventually hitchhike back to the vehicle. So Doc made it clear that driving long distances is part of the Drifters' DNA, and our tour wouldn't be any different. Last but not least, he asked us whether we saw that everywhere in the tour description, it was said that attendees should be flexible and open-minded. That's because we are in the heart of Africa, and things sometimes wouldn't go as planned. If that is the case, we shall lean back and remember we are on holiday.

Doc (left) and Joseph (right) preparing our first lunch
Doc (left) and Joseph (right) preparing our first lunch

Pole pole

While the way of doing things in Switzerland deserves the label "clocked", it would be "laid-back" for Uganda. And again, don't get me wrong, I appreciate that about this country and eastern Africa in general. In Swahili, there's even a word for this: Pole pole, which means slow slow. And it's not only a word but almost a way of thinking. It resonates well with a saying I've recently read: Europeans have the watches, while the Africans have the time. Truly, the perception and importance of time is utterly different from what we're used to. It wasn't an issue for Michelle and me as we've already been 4 months into our unpaid leave and hence were time-mentality-wise already somewhere between Switzerland and Uganda, let's say Chad. Funnily enough, one of the country's most famous meals is called Rolex (an egg omelet with vegetables wrapped in a chapati). A meal you can get everywhere, and it reminded me continuously that not only does time have a different meaning in Uganda, but also what's behind Rolex. I prefer the Ugandan version; it's much more affordable and something one can eat.

Tasty but not low in carbs: A Rolex omelet-wrap
Tasty but not low in carbs: A Rolex omelet-wrap

It's an adventure

Back to our tour. Doc and Joseph made it clear that we shouldn't ask them how long we'd be on the road. We should ask them how far we'd have to drive. It's not apparent, so you may ask - where's the difference? STREET QUALITY, my friend. While some streets in Uganda are tarred, and we could easily roll at 100 km per hour, there are other "roads" where our group would have been faster by walking next to the truck. So, the (sometimes) challenging roads were part of our adventure. Although they weren't as dangerous as in Bolivia (where I had been 10 years ago), they were a daily challenge for our skilled Chief Road Officer Doctor. Kudos to him for not getting stuck or sliding with us down the hill.

 

It's an adventure was a sentence I used a couple of times. Whenever something was out of my comfort zone, such as showering with 756 insects or when things didn't go as planned, this sentence reminded me that those moments would form great memories and stories to tell. Above all, isn't the desire for adventures why I took a year off?!

So, how's Uganda?

Yes, what's Uganda like? To get an idea of what we saw during our tour, revert to the gallery. Below, I'd like to share a few impressions that struck me. rodamón mag is clearly not The Economist or National Geographic, but peeking behind the tourist curtain is an ambition I have:

  • Amiable and kind people: No matter where we've been in touch with locals, they were always super kind and tried to help whenever a European person (aka muzungu) looked like in need of help. I read somewhere about the importance of formal greetings in Uganda; it was said that it would always be of paramount importance to greet people and ask how they are. That's what I applied when I once went for a run. On my 45-minute round, I spent 30 minutes greeting people and small talking to them while new ones joined the knot around me, apparently surprised and excited to see a muzungu in their area. For the remaining 15 minutes, I was accompanied by children running with me and a flock of chickens chasing me. Another adventure on its own.
  • Densely populated: Uganda's territory is 5 times bigger than Switzerland's, and its population is 5.4 times bigger. So what's the deal, Chris? Same as Switzerland, ha?! Yes, but it's Africa, a continent of vast distances and (perceived) endless land, so it's remarkable if you always see people everywhere. If you forget about islands around Africa, Uganda is Africa's fifth most densely populated country. No wonder I was not alone on my run.
  • Demographics upside-down: Usually, the wealthier a society is, the older its people get, and the lower the birth rate. In Western countries, we see an urn-shaped population pyramid; in Uganda, it's the other way around. Only 2.5% of the population are older than 65, 48.1% are children below 15, and the remaining 49.4% are between 15 and 65. Life expectancy at birth is 63 (84 in Switzerland), which is low, but consider that it was worse in 2000, when Ugandans were only expected to reach the age of 48 (80 in Switzerland).
  • Poverty is still a significant issue: Although Uganda has seen good economic momentum throughout the last years, poverty remains a key issue. As of 2019, 42.2% of its population still has to survive with less than 2.15 USD a day. The situation improved; back in 1999, it was 68.7% of the country's people, but there's obviously still a long way to go!
  • Diverse landscapes: Uganda is one of the 13 countries hitting the equator line, and thus, a large part of it enjoys a tropical climate, but the topography, wind systems, and numerous lakes and rivers cause significant differences in rainfall across the territory, and hence you're getting a top-notch variety of landscapes. From glaciers to tropical landscapes, from savannas to rainforests, Uganda has it (almost) all.
A billboard explaining the connection between corruption and poverty
A billboard explaining the connection between corruption and poverty

So what's the bottom line? Uganda is a country worth visiting; it offers stunning wildlife, beautiful landscapes, and scary roads, but above all, it's full of friendly, curious, and amiable people. Go there and support them with your visit!

 

What's next?

It's been calm on rodamón mag lately. That's not because we were just hanging around at the beach. After Uganda, we did a fantastic two-week road trip through Namibia, spent a week in Cape Town, and explored South Africa from the air (hint: on a paragliding trip). We're again on a road trip, where Michelle and I explore South Africa beyond Cape Town. A blog post with our best photos from Namibia will follow soon, keep an eye on your inbox.

 

Take care my dear readers and friends, and enjoy the Glühwein season!

 

Chris


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